What? You haven’t decorated for Halloween yet? Don’t be the lamest house on the block! Last week on The Chew I demonstrated five quick and easy crafts that will subtly show the neighbors just how fabulous you are. Plus, they’re pretty inexpensive so you won’t be too pissed off when a flock of disgruntled teens rips them down around 9:30.
Mary would like to thank the lovely, generous people who gave me stuffed toys for her while I was on book tour. As you can see, she thoroughly enjoyed them last night when I returned home. Would you mind coming over this morning to clean up their guts, which have been strewn in every nook and cranny of our apartment. Thanks! 😘