It’s the tail end of winter and the flower section at the grocery store isn’t quite up to par yet. Outsmart the establishment and make your own flowers. From paper! They’re unexpected, they’ll never wilt and they’ll cost you a lot less than those ubiquitous roses. Thrifty and beautiful, just like you. These brilliant “spider mums” look great in a vase on your dresser or desk or even woven into a wreath form!
When you're walking home from work on a beautiful fall evening and you think, "A delicious cappuccino would make my life complete right now." Then you realize it's 5:00 and you're too old for that shit.