Excuse me—yes, you in the white trainers and skirt suit—hello? 1988 called and it wants its fashion back. Now before you get mad at me for being mean, I’ll say this: I bet 99% of your wardrobe is filled with classic garments and trendy, age-appropriate pieces. But that last 1%? Buh-bye. Here’s my handy list of items to retire right now. No excuses. Just do it.
Mary would like to thank the lovely, generous people who gave me stuffed toys for her while I was on book tour. As you can see, she thoroughly enjoyed them last night when I returned home. Would you mind coming over this morning to clean up their guts, which have been strewn in every nook and cranny of our apartment. Thanks! 😘