Excuse me—yes, you in the white trainers and skirt suit—hello? 1988 called and it wants its fashion back. Now before you get mad at me for being mean, I’ll say this: I bet 99% of your wardrobe is filled with classic garments and trendy, age-appropriate pieces. But that last 1%? Buh-bye. Here’s my handy list of items to retire right now. No excuses. Just do it.