Not a day goes by without a woman writing—or accosting me in the produce aisle—to ask, “Clinton! What should I wear?” The answer, of course, depends on a slew of factors including but not limited to her age, budget, profession, coloring and, most importantly, figure. Over the course of the next year, I’ll be doling out advice here on my website (in small chunks for easy digestion), and I’m starting with the basics: the one thing, above all else, that should be in your closet right NOW, based on your body type. For more detailed information on dressing to flatter your figure, consult your copy of my book, Freakin’ Fabulous On A Budget!
Mary would like to thank the lovely, generous people who gave me stuffed toys for her while I was on book tour. As you can see, she thoroughly enjoyed them last night when I returned home. Would you mind coming over this morning to clean up their guts, which have been strewn in every nook and cranny of our apartment. Thanks! 😘