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  • “This book had me doubled over laughing!”
  • —Jane Lynch
  • “A perfect blend of heart, humor and trucker language.”
  • —BookPage
  • “A thoroughly light and entertaining memoir.”
  • —Kirkus Reviews
  • “A charming companion on the page.”
  • —Booklist
  • “Sheer, pure honesty.”
  • —January Gray, via Netgalley
  • “A delightful read.”
  • —Kate Blakely, via Netgalley
  • “Enchanting!”
  • —Jennifer Perry, via Netgalley
  • “Witty, engaging and oh-so-funny.”
  • —Valerie Childers, via Netgalley
  • “Wonderfully candid.”
  • —Lindsay Roath, via GoodReads
  • “Damn funny.”
  • —Chelly Pike, via Netgalley
  • “Refreshing and relatable.”
  • —Sarah Tremblay, via Netgalley
  • “A rare and wonderful treat.”
  • —Paula Lyle, via GoodReads
  • “I was hooked!”
  • —Deanna Hite, via GoodReads
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Someone had a good time frog-hunting down by the pond this morning! Go home, Mary, you’re mud-drunk. 😜 🐸 🐶 #crazydog #dogsofinstagram #mary

#tbt Throwback to last Thursday. Yup, last Thursday. #dressyourbest #book #outofprint I will shamelessly use this opportunity to remind you that “I Hate Everyone, Except You” is available on audiobook (narrated by me). There’s a whole chapter about my wiener.

Coyote urine. It’s the reason my hydrangeas actually bloomed this year. (Deer repellent.) And after her thorough sweep of the gardens for chipmunks, it’s what Mary smells like right now. #bathtime Happy Saturday!

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