Not a day goes by without a woman writing—or accosting me in the produce aisle—to ask, “Clinton! What should I wear?” The answer, of course, depends on a slew of factors including but not limited to her age, budget, profession, coloring and, most importantly, figure. Over the course of the next year, I’ll be doling out advice here on my website (in small chunks for easy digestion), and I’m starting with the basics: the one thing, above all else, that should be in your closet right NOW, based on your body type. For more detailed information on dressing to flatter your figure, consult your copy of my book, Freakin’ Fabulous On A Budget!
Coyote urine. It’s the reason my hydrangeas actually bloomed this year. (Deer repellent.) And after her thorough sweep of the gardens for chipmunks, it’s what Mary smells like right now. #bathtime Happy Saturday!