Wherever you go, it’s kale, kale, kale. But when it comes to your own relationship with kale, maybe you have some doubts. Is everyone else really eating that much kale? Are they enjoying it as much as they say they are? Because when you have kale, you always do the same thing, and it’s a little bland. Well, I’m here to tell you the secret to great kale: Massage. Yup, just give those leaves a little fondle—rub them between your fingers for a few minutes—and that roughage will turn silky-smooth. Take it from me. I have great kale all the time. Now you, too, can brag to your friends that you were up eating kale all night and it was a-ma-zing. Phew, is it hot in here?
Thanks @alfiecatedral for Mary’s official portrait, but I’m not sure you captured her true essence. #kidding #loveit #nailedit